Score: 7

"i understand"

submission: Metal Gear Funnies

date: July 9, 2008

the point behind the collab is to realize people are really shitty and throwing w/e into new grounds stupid crap

but now you're down to their lvl and i really just didnt like this collab so 7/10 for that...

Score: 5

"Well"

submission: Besieged

date: July 1, 2008

I really didnt like the game, nothing new.

1) Hardly any unlockables, just made stuff less expensive etc nothing really to "unlock"
2) REALLY hard from the start
3) hardly anything to build so it became really repatative
4) nothing new to the game, just a simple tower defense

Score: 8

"Just some ideas"

submission: The Torture Game 2

date: July 1, 2008

Ok so I've played the first game and now this one, also a bunch of other torture games just for the hell of it.

Note worthy stuff:

*Positive*
1) Default face is a nice touch, a makes the overall game that much more morbid, now everyone can take their vendetta out on that special person
2) New weapons are always a plus in my book, glad to see that you did add some new ones
3) Physics while sometimes glitchy flows pretty decently in the rag doll sense

*Negative*
1) While yes i do want to torture someone, i expect them to die, when i see their ribcage, spine, jaw and whole right leg bones, they should be dead, they should be dead WAY before that. I understand that its suppose to be about the torture part but really? it doesn't make sense
2) ok yes new weapons but it seems like 2 new shooting weapons is kind of stupid, they're just a faster version of the pistol
3) I was having some problems using the ropes, I'd tighten them using the scroll on my mouse and all that happened was my window scrolled, so i used the arrow keys, tightened as much as possible, switched weapons and he fell right back down -_-. I just feel if i put a man's legs to the ceiling they should stay there.

*Suggestions*
1) Obviously more weapons (cannon, acid, flame stuff (flame thrower, lighter or something) baseball bat or other blunt object, maybe fists, knife (while razor you can click 3 times and see bone (makes no sense) a knife could cut solid lines potentially looking like suicide), noose, grenade would be a fun touch, or rockets,)
2) a "safe" mode w/ adjustable health
3) A point, like you can unlock weapons by getting damage to XX amount
4) Physics needs to be fixed, i understand rag doll etc and think you did an awesome job i just feel it could be touched up so that when i moved his leg his whole body didn't go into an epileptic seizure
5) Different areas (this could also take surrounding stuff into effect like, if you were in medieval times, maybe a stretching rack could be used once you unlock it or by the FBI get like a taser or something)
6) upload own BG
7) Screaming (which should have a mute button if you use this)
8) blood, like real dripping blood not just the kind that sits there as chunks of him are missing

i guess thats all for now 5/5 8/10

Score: 10

"awesome game"

submission: The Last Stand 2

date: June 10, 2008

But i do have some plroblems/bugs

- If a soldier comes towards the very bottom he's almost impossible to hit, one time i had full health and i tried the chainsaw and the ak47 and he killed my whole base
-length of chainsaw sometimes just didnt hit people for a couple seconds
-when i got to the city b4 union city i searched every building and had 5 supplies but i couldnt leave no matter how many lvls i went through, i even went through till i was only me left (after like 6 tries) and it still didnt give me the option to travel

so this made me very angry
-Idk why the handgun you get in the beginning was a better weapon than the revolver, the uzi, the mp44 or the other assault rifle, the only guy that beat that handgun may be the hunting rifle with its potential one hit kill or the AK47
-but the assault rifle really did suck, it took a whole clip to the face to kill anything

also i was playing on Armor games, not NG

i didnt feel like making an account JUST to post this

good game though
5/5, 10/10

Score: 10

"very well done"

submission: Journeys of Reemus

date: June 7, 2008

some parts i was like WHAT THE HECK DO I DO and NOTHING seemed logical til i actually did them

i got both the reckless and the legendary endings

idk which i like better the holy war or working for the king lol

a walkthrough may help but i did manage to beat it both ways after like an hour -_-

Score: 5

"I think I'm going to say what a lot of people did"

submission: Alio's Army

date: April 26, 2008

It has potential.

Some things you want to consider:
1) Music (definatly a mute button along with that)
2) Upgrades, such as different modes to shoot, health or bombs. You could do fly in ones like in Raiden X or have ones that come at the end of the lvl (which leaves more room for bigger and better upgrades)
3) better steering, I get what you were trying to do but I (on a laptop) died 3 times within the first 30 seconds because i'd spawn with 10 bullets and a barrage of oncoming planes.
4) And the voice things, I could barely understand them until I realized there was text to back it up. It just sounded really muffled.

well thats all i have atm

Score: 10

"Pretty good"

submission: The Torture Chamber III

date: April 22, 2008

Incorporated many ideas from the old one but I have some suggestions

I think someone probably said it but generic pain, not just four buttons etc, like objects, think hostel, look at one of the scene with the random objects then put it in here.

Also with that you could implement an area pain receiver, i.e. if I shoot him in the arm he wont die but if i shoot him in the head he will

Bug, if you shrink the space of the room down so that it just doesnt hurt him, then turn up the gravity, it doesn't do anything or eventually he will fall through the floor then nothing will effect him except making the room bigger and crushing him downwards.

OD on adrenaline is good, but idk why his head looks like someone shot it when you kill him w/ that.

also, the response times were weird cause i'd crush him, then adrenalin 4 times , crush more then wait til his health went up to 50 then crush but then i go tp pull it down quick but he dies, oh and at about 147-150 degrees temp he starts to decrease health but you need to get it down to 120-130 to stop health decrease so that was kind of an issue,

besides those its a good concept just make more options

Score: 10

"Thats awesome"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn 2

date: April 17, 2008

I liked the length on this one

Was so much more random than the other one but it was really great

Score: 10

"Very interesting"

submission: Billy Suicide

date: April 14, 2008

Haven't seen a game like it which is really good.

I've never been a fan of the realistic 3d characters/worlds but this one was done well, idk why though I just think flash is meant to be cartooney

At any rate i played twice, first time got the sitting on the edge of the bed score, second time with 34k got a hand job. I just wish I knew how many points I should be going for.

Very well done, and I'm also sorry to hear that this relates to your life,

Oh, and idk how many different suicides there are but I got, setting myself on fire and handgun

Score: 10

"very well done"

submission: animation excercises

date: March 23, 2008

I love the art style with the woman in the grocery store.

Very well done.